We had great times together. I loved your vibrant colors, graphic pattern and your pseudo-exotic flair. Polka dot, you were not.
Unfortunately, I think it's time we went our separate ways. Why? Well, to put it bluntly, you kinda “get around.” I see you everywhere, in every chain catalog, in magazines, and I’m sure it won’t be long before you make an appearance in some soul-sucking MTV Cribs McMansion.
Don’t be sad. I’d like to think of this as just a little break. Call me when you get some of your original authenticity back.
Suzani– you’re next.